|Luke's ex-girlfriend is finally getting her life together.
She called him up a couple of days ago to tell him how things were falling into place, and say that, for the first time in her life, she felt like she was acting like a real human being, she was ready.
Luke says she said it like she thought that meant she deserved something. He had a little trouble believing it.
"Welcome to the party," he told her. "But you don't get a guarantee. All you've done is wake up. You've still got to see how your day is going to be."